Impact In Ryan!

I'm Ryan.
I'm in Impact In Five.
I <3 Taco Bell.

.....thats it
Thu Apr 30
Oh Lord. I am so concerned about this Swine Flu pandemic. If you think you might have Swine Flu, be sure to check this site. From there you can be totally sure if you have it or not. Please stay safe.
www.doihavetheswineflu.com

Oh Lord. I am so concerned about this Swine Flu pandemic. If you think you might have Swine Flu, be sure to check this site. From there you can be totally sure if you have it or not. Please stay safe.

www.doihavetheswineflu.com

Wed Apr 15
My favorite hockey team, the Washington Capitals start their playoff domination tonight against the NY Rangers. It kind of pisses me off that i&#8217;ve been a Capitals fan for the last 10 years, and people are just front running with them now, but whatever, I guess this means they have finally got to a level where they are good. Anyway, can&#8217;t wait for the next 2 months and playoff hockey!! 

My favorite hockey team, the Washington Capitals start their playoff domination tonight against the NY Rangers. It kind of pisses me off that i’ve been a Capitals fan for the last 10 years, and people are just front running with them now, but whatever, I guess this means they have finally got to a level where they are good. Anyway, can’t wait for the next 2 months and playoff hockey!! 

Tue Apr 7
This is my knee all cleaned up. I had 10x more shit on it including a system of tubes to keep it cool with ice water. Well i went to the doctor to get the stiches out and get the whole thing cleaned up and it was pretty deformed. Anyway, i&#8217;m healing pretty fast, hopefully i&#8217;ll be putting weight on it at the end of the month. Stay sexy.

This is my knee all cleaned up. I had 10x more shit on it including a system of tubes to keep it cool with ice water. Well i went to the doctor to get the stiches out and get the whole thing cleaned up and it was pretty deformed. Anyway, i’m healing pretty fast, hopefully i’ll be putting weight on it at the end of the month. Stay sexy.

Sun Apr 5
My friend Eric is an asshole. While i&#8217;ve been in bed unable to walk for the past week, he has been on arguably one of the greatest expeditions of our time, seeing the first game ever at Citi Field then working his way over to Yankee Stadium in this picture. Dear Eric, I have 7 screws in my leg and you are living the dream. Fuck You. Love Ryan.

My friend Eric is an asshole. While i’ve been in bed unable to walk for the past week, he has been on arguably one of the greatest expeditions of our time, seeing the first game ever at Citi Field then working his way over to Yankee Stadium in this picture. Dear Eric, I have 7 screws in my leg and you are living the dream. Fuck You. Love Ryan.

Tue Mar 31
This is my knee. A piece of bone broke off it. Its in my leg somewhere. Nice.

This is my knee. A piece of bone broke off it. Its in my leg somewhere. Nice.

Well surgery tomorrow to fix my broken leg. Thats all thats really going down today, so I figured since i&#8217;m getting surgery, i&#8217;d put up a picture of this Indian girl with 8 limbs because I was just watching some discovery special on how she had 4 of them removed. Personally, i&#8217;d love to be an octopus for a day. Anyway, since i&#8217;m already gonna be under, i&#8217;m thinking about getting some nice implants. I&#8217;ve always wanted some C&#8217;s. Peace.

Well surgery tomorrow to fix my broken leg. Thats all thats really going down today, so I figured since i’m getting surgery, i’d put up a picture of this Indian girl with 8 limbs because I was just watching some discovery special on how she had 4 of them removed. Personally, i’d love to be an octopus for a day. Anyway, since i’m already gonna be under, i’m thinking about getting some nice implants. I’ve always wanted some C’s. Peace.

Mon Mar 30

If you have both a decent sense of humor and aren’t a dumb ass, you will love The Onion. If you haven’t heard of The Onion (www.theonion.com), pick yourself up from your fucking couch and do something. 

WARNING: If you are a frat boy douche or just a plain guido fuck, you won’t find this funny at all.

Sun Mar 29

Legit. Thats all I can say. I loved this show when it was on Nick Jr. back when Face was still running things. Anyway, enjoy this trip back to your childhood, and go look up some shows like Legends of the Hidden Temple, Wishbone and Are You Afraid of the Dark? to name a few.

What Is Life - George Harrison

Well i’m into a lot of different music, so I figured every Saturday (well now it’s Sunday) i’d put up a song I was digging that week. Anyway, just a word of advice, if wind exceeds 25 mph, the beach is a poor decision. Enjoy the jams.