I’m Ryan. I’m in Impact In Five. ITumblr (3.0; @impactinryan)http://impactinryan.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dRwzQ44upmxa5wevflahwNRNo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh Lord. I am so concerned about this Swine Flu pandemic. If you think you might have Swine Flu, be sure to check this site. From there you can be totally sure if you have it or not. Please stay safe.</p> <p><a href="http://www.doihavetheswineflu.com">www.doihavetheswineflu.com</a></p>http://impactinryan.tumblr.com/post/101931351http://impactinryan.tumblr.com/post/101931351Thu, 30 Apr 2009 13:34:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dRwzQ44upmc9fwa6rj4cbPCto1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My favorite hockey team, the Washington Capitals start their playoff domination tonight against the NY Rangers. It kind of pisses me off that i’ve been a Capitals fan for the last 10 years, and people are just front running with them now, but whatever, I guess this means they have finally got to a level where they are good. Anyway, can’t wait for the next 2 months and playoff hockey!! </p>http://impactinryan.tumblr.com/post/96643876http://impactinryan.tumblr.com/post/96643876Wed, 15 Apr 2009 20:31:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dRwzQ44upm0ytbqaTw1NHjs0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is my knee all cleaned up. I had 10x more shit on it including a system of tubes to keep it cool with ice water. Well i went to the doctor to get the stiches out and get the whole thing cleaned up and it was pretty deformed. Anyway, i’m healing pretty fast, hopefully i’ll be putting weight on it at the end of the month. Stay sexy.</p>http://impactinryan.tumblr.com/post/94030037http://impactinryan.tumblr.com/post/94030037Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:48:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dRwzQ44uplxor8f0iAyHivGfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My friend Eric is an asshole. While i’ve been in bed unable to walk for the past week, he has been on arguably one of the greatest expeditions of our time, seeing the first game ever at Citi Field then working his way over to Yankee Stadium in this picture. Dear Eric, I have 7 screws in my leg and you are living the dream. Fuck You. Love Ryan.</p>http://impactinryan.tumblr.com/post/93228198http://impactinryan.tumblr.com/post/93228198Sun, 05 Apr 2009 15:43:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dRwzQ44uplqmr9rzip2aoQXEo1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>This is my knee. A piece of bone broke off it. Its in my leg somewhere. Nice.</p>http://impactinryan.tumblr.com/post/91667902http://impactinryan.tumblr.com/post/91667902Tue, 31 Mar 2009 17:12:53 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dRwzQ44uplqli92qcOPx39kCo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Well surgery tomorrow to fix my broken leg. Thats all thats really going down today, so I figured since i’m getting surgery, i’d put up a picture of this Indian girl with 8 limbs because I was just watching some discovery special on how she had 4 of them removed. Personally, i’d love to be an octopus for a day. Anyway, since i’m already gonna be under, i’m thinking about getting some nice implants. I’ve always wanted some C’s. Peace.</p>http://impactinryan.tumblr.com/post/91658401http://impactinryan.tumblr.com/post/91658401Tue, 31 Mar 2009 16:37:53 -0400<a href="http://www.holladaddy.com">Holla Daddy</a>: <p>This guy pretends to be some thug, and baits people to make fools of themselves. God I love the internet. Make sure you check out “Best Cyber Sex”, I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard.</p>http://impactinryan.tumblr.com/post/91423914http://impactinryan.tumblr.com/post/91423914Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:28:04 -0400<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8AyVh1_vWYQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>If you have both a decent sense of humor and aren’t a dumb ass, you will love The Onion. If you haven’t heard of The Onion (<a href="http://www.theonion.com">www.theonion.com</a>), pick yourself up from your fucking couch and do something. </p> <p>WARNING: If you are a frat boy douche or just a plain guido fuck, you won’t find this funny at all.</p>http://impactinryan.tumblr.com/post/91340903http://impactinryan.tumblr.com/post/91340903Mon, 30 Mar 2009 18:02:09 -0400<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Wow3g5rGw5Y?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Legit. Thats all I can say. I loved this show when it was on Nick Jr. back when Face was still running things. Anyway, enjoy this trip back to your childhood, and go look up some shows like Legends of the Hidden Temple, Wishbone and Are You Afraid of the Dark? to name a few.</p>http://impactinryan.tumblr.com/post/90967336http://impactinryan.tumblr.com/post/90967336Sun, 29 Mar 2009 14:29:14 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_90850814" src="http://impactinryan.tumblr.com/post/90850814/audio_player_iframe/impactinryan/dRwzQ44uplmwkk4fO0mg5Lg6?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fimpactinryan%2F90850814%2FdRwzQ44uplmwkk4fO0mg5Lg6" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p>What Is Life - George Harrison</p> <p>Well i’m into a lot of different music, so I figured every Saturday (well now it’s Sunday) i’d put up a song I was digging that week. Anyway, just a word of advice, if wind exceeds 25 mph, the beach is a poor decision. Enjoy the jams.</p>http://impactinryan.tumblr.com/post/90850814http://impactinryan.tumblr.com/post/90850814Sun, 29 Mar 2009 02:36:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dRwzQ44uplfpi21prfn0ZOF5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The greatest event in the history of mankind which took place while i was 3000 miles away at Arizona State University was chronicled and comes out today!</p>http://impactinryan.tumblr.com/post/89279588http://impactinryan.tumblr.com/post/89279588Tue, 24 Mar 2009 01:44:14 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dRwzQ44uplfp54bfNAa7tai7o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Well Impact In Five had a show this past weekend, a sort of pre-Warped Tour showcase/Battle of the Bands. Anyway, I fly home from Florida for the weekend to play this show. Everything is going pretty much perfectly which should have tipped us off, but anyway, we get into our second song of the night, and I turn around, put my foot on Dan’s bass drum and put my guitar over my head, and the next thing I know i’m on the floor. Before the show, I told everyone that if anything went wrong to keep playing, so i’m laying on the ground for a good 20 seconds while the band just stares at me before they all realize i’m hurt. So they stop and Dan comes running out from behind the set and Eric calls for help as the owners of the club and sound techs start to rush the stage. Anyway, long story kind of short,  I tore my meniscus, part of my quadricep and fractured my knee. So much for Impact In Five Warped Tour 2009!</p> <p>UPDATE: I broke my leg….shiiiiiit</p>http://impactinryan.tumblr.com/post/89277743http://impactinryan.tumblr.com/post/89277743Tue, 24 Mar 2009 01:34:00 -0400